micdotcom:

Forget the spreadsheet, here’s an easy flowchart to know if a women owes you sex

Microsoft Excel took a turn for the explicit this week when the Internet learned the once-innocuous office tool was being used in a dispiriting new bro-trend: using the software to track of the number of times their partners refuse sex. Yes, #sexspreadsheets are a thing, presumably because some men still believe that owning of a penis entitles them to unlimited sexy times.
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dacelio:

have u ever been in a mood to destroy your relationship with everyone you know

rnudkipz:

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digger-bick:

I can’t stop laughing

skypestripper:

hearing a story thats obviously made up

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macintush:

"It’s pronounced like jif"

Yeah well I don’t gif a fuck

dope-luxury:

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vhord:

strictly nature